In my garbage can...
...On a Sunday morning...
__One exact pound of burnt to dust bacon.
__Doughy cherry pie bars.
__Kidney bean liquid scooped out of the crock pot and mixed with baked beans.
__One box of empty cookie dough, bought from a school fundraiser.
__My cooking hopes and dreams.
I think it's safe to say...
__You shouldn't ask me to cook for any event you're having.
__I will wake my husband in a panic when bacon is charred and there is no counter left showing in the kitchen.
__My husband makes great bacon.
__He bakes the perfect fundraiser chocolate chip cookies.
__My talents lie elsewhere.
__I should have listened to my sister in law when she said "Will you bring a dessert to my baby blessing even if it's just store bought?" Probably meaning, "I know you well enough to know this is not your strong suit."
__She was right.