Did you know there are viral infections out there that give you so much pain that you will beg, mercy?
Let's not get over dramatic here, but I thought I was going to die this week.
Emme was the first carrier of the death bug and threw up so many times she almost went to the ER for dehydration. I do have to say, she is the best thrower upper kid I've ever seen. She's so good to make it in her throw up bowl or run to the toilet. She upchucked once on the couch and was so upset she missed the bowl. She's a completely different kid when she's sick. Calm, sweet, worried about our feelings. It's weird. A far cry from throwing her chicken and drink all over the dining room today, because "how dare we give her chicken when we apparently KNOW she hates it?"
But I digress.....
Luckily the rest of us didn't vomit once, but I sure wanted to. It was like someone was inside of my head pounding me with a bat and someone else was twisting every muscle in my body. There was no escape. No position that eased the pain for four days. I would have downed a whole container of Sardine juice if I thought it would have helped. Unfortunately, it was just something we all had to live through.
Or rather, hang on the edge of mortality through.