Friday, July 11, 2014

Time is a Many Splendid Thing

Time Lossed ::

-Emme is now in part time school.
-More Emme maul Corbin moments.
-The girl previously mentioned still not sleeping.
-Kids who wake up before dawn no. matter. what.
-Driving to and from school twice a day now.  Three times when I forget the backpack with lunch in it at home.
-Taking the shortest shower in history due to: Emme pulling every single item off my nightstand, waking up Corbin, gathering handfuls of q-tips, and peeing on the floor while literally touching the toilet.  Who doesn't love to shower with the shower door open so they can watch destruction of Le Master Bedroom go down?  Girl can get a lot done in 5 minutes.

Time Gained ::

-Shorter hair.  I finally got my hair to the length I wanted only to realize, "ain't nobody got time for that."  I cut four inches off and thinned the heck out of it.  Mo' betta now.
-No more showers on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
-Gregg is out of school until the end of August.  Can I get a booyah?

In other news, I'm in search of a clone who has a lot more energy than me.


  1. I want to see your new hair. Also, I'm sorry about the little tornado that shredded your bedroom while you tried to take a shower. I have always thought that a sister-wife could be a useful thing in moments like this. She would only be allowed to clean toilets and cook dinner and babysit though. Other "marital duties" would be reserved for the first wife. I'll stop talking now.